(no subject)

[blindingglory]

What is all of this nonsense that people are talking about? Surely there is no reason for such ridiculous gossip. If they are so worried about a pair of people that mean nothing in the world to them, perhaps they ought to turn their attentions elsewhere.

Lord Fartgus, I should have known better to think that you would have any of this under control. Your family is notoriously terrible at keeping their affairs in order. Why I thought any differently of you is a question for the ages.